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Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 17, 2021


Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February

Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes

by Muffinmuffins:) February 17, 2021


short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022


Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25

Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything

by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020


Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions

Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!

by Qualex6 September 22, 2022


short-sleeve scoopdaddies'

Shorts and/or other various assorted short pants up to and including clam diggers and capris.

Yo, those short-sleeve scoopdaddies' be extra hype!

by Peter Walter Travis July 30, 2010


Short bastard

Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim

My brother is such a short bastard

by King baby 12 February 1, 2022