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A straight, Christian man, anywhere from 20 to 50, that behaves normally from January through November. However, as Christmas gets closer, he gets so wrapped up in the holiday spirit he becomes increasingly effeminate, reaching maximum queer-ness the week of Christmas. At that point he's only a few egg nogs away from grabbing the karaoke mic and singing Elton John and Wham! all night long. But after Christmas has passed, he will deny any and all of his behavior for the past month or so, and build a thick macho facade to last through February, or until his friends stop teasing him.
Steve: "Dan, you're SUCH a sugar plum fairy."
Dan: "No I'm not, what makes you say that?"
Jim: "Dude, last year you got drunk and made out with the Santa Claus down at the mall!"
Steve: "The best part was when he gave you his number."
Dan: "I hate you guys."
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Woman's sexual favors and love.
Yo maria is so sexy and cool
I want sumadat hot sugar.
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The dried up cum of a black girl that turns into white powder when you forget to wipe your dick off after you fuck her.
"Bro I blacked out last night and forgot everything till I took a piss and saw that watermelon sugar! I can't believe I brought that bitch home!"
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I am not sure i know, but if its trending for 4 years, it sure is epic as fuck. Or just a sign of a circlejerk.
— any watermelon sugar, sir?
— oh fuck yeah, please, watermelon sugar is epicc and based.
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Watermelon sugar means oral sex
Watermelon sugar
Tastes like strawberries
On a summer evenin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
I just wanna taste it
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