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When after getting a girlfriend every woman other than her becomes not as hot. This makes your girlfriend look much more beautiful and sexy to you because she's your girlfriend. Much self-esteem is lost after a breakup with the girl and your friends will pester you for ever going out with her.
Tom: Man Jim thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl on the earth!
Joe: Yeah, he's come down with a bad case of Girlfriend Syndrome.
Tom: I know the chick he's dating isn't even hot!
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One cunt's constant use of the word CUNT and everybody else starts to use the word CUNT as well.
Cunt 1: Alright you cuntfuck
Cunt 2: Hey
Cunt 1: How are you cunt?
Cunt 2: Wow i am a cunt
Cunt 1: Mate i think you've developed cunt syndrome
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Calling people by their first and last names. Caused because facebook refers to people by their firsts and last names.
" Yeah, last night i hung out with Sarah Williams, Xavier Mozejewski, and Ben Smikler"
" No, you just sat on facebook all night."
"Why do you think that?"
"Another victim to the facebook syndrome"
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A psychological ability to find love/something to love in every available female regardless of looks, mentality or social standing.
You only just broke up with Mary, over a girl you couldn't help but love, now your in love with a stripper? Dude you got Romeo Syndrome.
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1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.
Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.
2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian
C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"
S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"
C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
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A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, staring off into the distance.
Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.
People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.
More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.
Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.
Mother: He just sits there all day. He doesn't even get up to eat or sleep anymore! What could be wrong with him?
Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.
Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?
Son: Mmhmm.
Father: It doesn't look like you did!
Son: Yup...
Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!
Son: Mmhmm...
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Unusually small penis
CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.
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