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A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual
"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”
On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.
- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)
Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)
You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas
A Catholic that attends service one a year
As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service