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Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!
A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.
Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.
Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.