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unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 5, 2019


Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016


buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017


Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022


tylen brethett-johnson

hes gay hes in love with me

tylen brethett-johnson is gay

by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019


Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.

"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."

by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023


William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).

This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.

by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018