la muerte roja

"The "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour." -Edgar Allen Poe

Bob1: "The "Red Death" (La Muerte Roja) had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour..."

Bob2: *Sn0rK*?

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c'est la vie

a french saying, but when spoken in america or any other english speaking territory, it sounds like someone is saying "say la vie", the proper response being "la vie"

c'est la vie

la vie!

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ah la

word used to describe a feeling of boredom & possible euphoria

if something is really funny..u laugh and say..'ah la'

if someone is boring you or bothering you..say 'ah la'..in other words..telling them to shutup

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Portage La Prairie

A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.

Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.

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Viva La Beaver

Long live the the beaver.

Dag: "Hail to me. Daggett, ruler of the river. Viva La Beaver!"

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leaving las vegas

The process of one forsaking sin forever and getting born again.

The repentant gambler and adulterer was leaving las vegas.

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verta a la verga

the ultimate fuck in spanish. not as in sex, but rather in anger, despair, or noun, etc.

(when someone screws you over) verta a la verga. you asshole.

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