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When one places Turkey Feathers above their gluteus maximus and shakes them in celebration of Thanksgiving.
Twurk (a.k.a. Turkey Twerking) booty twerking thanksgiving twerk
When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
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1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.
1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.
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To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
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1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.
2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.
The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.
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The act in which one inserts their face between a pair of a women's booty cheeks and makes an effective turkey call sounding like an agitated tom wild turkey during the breeding season.
Brandon. "Man did you hear John totally tom turkey booty called that bitch at the party last night" Dave. "Really"?! "Damn that's fucked"!
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to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)
"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"
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