Getting that booty, being able to land on the moon(butt)
I am a booty warrior and I just stuck a moon landing!
I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!
Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.
Cum-land. like Disney but for horny niggas
"lets go to cum-land"
"tf you just say?"
A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory
Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.
South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.
In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful
City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal