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A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.
Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.
When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.
The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)
mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D
When you act like a cunt. But we all know you are a cunt anyways.
There goes erin pulling the cunt card.
I know man, but we knew this already right?!
This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!
When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!
1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!
2.
This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!