Paper clips

Nickname for the fans of Audrey Mika.

“Do you watch Audrey Mika?”

“Yeah I’m a paper clip.”

“Paper clips are the best”

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

hitting on that paper

Getting that bread

Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

payment paper

A pay check.

Man i got 2 jobs micky dz, and taxi wish, I would like to get some extra" payment paper " for it.

Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.

Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.