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A girlfriend that literally is for the "right now" benefit whether it be physical or other. It can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. This GF can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want.
In rare cases, the girl "for right now" friend can end up being a long-term girlfriend.
Brosive: I'm going out with Kelli tonight.
Brosive's friend: Is she your GF?
Brosive: Nah bro, she's just my Girl-for-right-now-friend...
Brosive's friend: Sweet Bro!
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January 5 a day where you have to swipe right on everyone on all the different dating apps
*2 guys scrolling through tinder*
Guy 1: oh shit she's ugly I'm swiping left on her
Guy 2: no you can't it's swipe right day today
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The day a legend was born and will always be one even when they die.
Look theirs right field on right field day!
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pull yourself together, get your mind out the clouds
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What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...
After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"
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A girl says when she has an orgasm
Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*
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"equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.
traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.
this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
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