Sex Turd

A frozen terd used for sex. Also see Pirate Dildo.

After T Unit got done playing their show, they all fucked each other with Sex Turds.

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SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

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Turd Burgaler

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

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taco turd

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

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turd rope

A rope of big long turds.

some guy:Ill throw down the turd rope!
some other guy that needs a rope:okay...

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massive turd

A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.

Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.

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Aluminum turd

Airstream motor home or travel trailer. They come in all sizes. Often driven or towed behind the cars or trucks of snow birds or tourists.

Ronnie: Hey man look at that aluminum turd going all over the road.

Donnie: Damn, you better slow down and let the snow bird pass, don't want get that turd all over your truck.

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