Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....
It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint
You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle
The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.
Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.
Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”
"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."
"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day
I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.
When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"
"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."