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A large amount of cannabis with a black man hidden underneath protecting it.
My friend Tyrone tried to get some Yolo Death Weed and he got shot by it's guardian.
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Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.
It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?
Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)
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The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.
"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"
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A nonsensical phrase used by a politician that is imploding over the failure of his/her policies. The phrase replaces nonsensical phrases uttered by his/her predecessor that showed his/her ignorance.
At an online forum on healthcare held Thursday at the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Obama drew on his own political experience to predict better fortunes next month.
“There’s something about August going into September where everyone in Washington gets all wee-weed up,” the president said.
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a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.
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I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,
And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.
I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.
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the prerequisites for a kickass party
That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party
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