A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.
She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale
The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......