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Similar to "Netflix and Chill" and "Hulu and Relax"; used in place of both, as people have caught on.
Brad: "Hey, Julia, wanna come over and watch YouTube and unwind"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait, I thought we were just gonna watch YouTube and unwind?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
A play on Director's Cut, it's whenever YouTubers get a hold of a clip and mess with it. Often times the best version of many sports, political and everyday moments.
I can't wait for the YouTube Cut versions of Trump's inaugural speech, but I think I'll pass on watching the original.
A phony youtuber that claims they always get sent death threats and drama when really hardly anybody pays attention to or knows who they are.
The youtube poseur thought that he/she the most important/influential person in the world, you could tell by the way they described what happened to people with a youtube channel, and you would think their was an army coming for this guy/girl on every front when in reality most people thought that he/she was about as interesting as watching paint dry, a couple of dorks that felt betrayed by the SS because it collapsed in the 1940's.
"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
1. Browsing, commenting, favoriting, and watching videos on YouTube.
2. What I do when I'm not A. Playing Guitar B. Playing PS3 C. Watching TV or D. Doing absolutely anything in my social life.
Fat Weird Guy: Ahh, 24 hour YouTubing. Where would I be without you?
Fat Weird Guys Mother: Probably out of my basement...
Me: Huh. Three of my guitar strings are broken, I've unlocked absolutely everything on God Of War 2, nothing good is on tv, and I just dumped my girlfriend. What a wonderful day to go YouTubing!