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When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out
I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife
The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
A three way sexual encounter with two males and one female involving copious amounts of "eh's" and the participants complimenting each other throughout. There must also be a container of Maple Syrup present. Does not necessarily have to take place on Canadian soil.
Sharron told her sorority sister that she really hopes Paul and Lester Canadian peace pipe her in her dorm room after the kegger.
A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.
One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.
Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.
Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!