annoying cunt who likes to dick ride me all day and night he’s very racist his ego is very high he thinks he’s handsome and cute he’s very gay and he’s a suicidal fein but he’s cool ig
bro ur such a jackson get off my willy
A Jackson is when someone has the urge to not show up to work when they are supposed to be there and cause everyone else around him to pick up the slack.
Hey guy! I wont be in today, im going to take a Jackson.
Jacksons are usually dudes with hella lot of pimples(wash your damn hair), but that's just my experience. A Jackson is usually a dick, he says a LOT of your mom jokes, but you will get used to it.... He is also a procrastinator and doesn't mind getting shitty grades. Also makes a lot of whale noises which he claims is god tier but it isn't, he sounds like he is gong through puberty but this time he has frog in his throat and its much worse. Did I also mention he's a dick?, yea maybe.
Bug brain and stupid but hilarious but stupid. Type of guy that knows 250 digits of pi.
Oh theres my buddy Jackson, I better run away
A little bitch. Will turn your back on you if you don't say anything first.
- Probably has a micro penis.
- Annoying
- J names dude
- An incel
boom.
person 1: oh is that jack (jackson)?
person 2: oh yeah, fuck him.
A man who will always be there for you when you need him most. He is very honest, but also one of the kindest people you will ever meet. He is super funny, and truly cares for those close to him. He can be annoying at times, but once he finds a good friend he will always be by their side. His eyes glow like the sun. But are the gorgeous color of the sky. He has the best smile, and is always focused on improving himself. He is strong, hot as hell, and is extremely manly. He is the man that you only see in dreams, except real. He is the perfect boyfriend, and an even more perfect person.
Damn, that Jackson is fineeeeee.