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A patting action using your fingers to squash your sandwich to make it taste better.
"Hey Julia, dont forget to pat your sam!"
"You guys know i will never forget to Pat ma sam, c'mon pat with me"
*patting and cheers* woo!
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What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.
Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.
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"lets go hang out with sam" (wink wink nudge nudge)
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Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.
Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!
Dude, you went completely Sam Parker on me !
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a person of the asian persuasion
man, the laundrymat washer took my quarters. Ill just ask the slice eye sam to give me a refund...
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A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.
Person 1= "Why is that kid Masturbating in class?"
Person 2= " Oh he is just a 30 Second Sam"
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