The Before Time

Phrase from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, used by the children born after societal collapse in referring to the time before.

Also occurs in South Park's "Wacky Molestation Adventure," as a cultural reference to Mad Max, as the kids cause society to collapse in the episode after claiming that every adult in town molested them.

People were happy in the before time, the long long ago.

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Dick Time

Dick Time is a game played between two male participants. The game begins when one participant yells, "Dick time." Then each participant attempts to become the first one to give the other player a "tapper," or in layman's terms the first one to flick the other player in the testicles. After one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. There's no prize in Dick Time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. The game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy participants who are aware of the rules of Dick Time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.

Carl yelled, "Dick time," and flicked my nuts before I could do anything. Carl is a great Dick Time player.

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private time

Taking time away from others to ponder your existence and meditate on peaceful thoughts.

Jeff: My job is just stressing me out so much. That's why I've been enjoying some private time lately.

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first time

One's automatic thought is one's initial sexual adventure. That thought is fair enough but there is a first time for everything. The first day you went to school, the first time you swam on your own or the first time you walked on your own. There are so many first times it is almost impossible to recall every one.

I took my girl friend to the cinema the first time she saw The Sound of Music. She has seen it at least twenty times since that occasion

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Time sink

A website that is interesting enough to lead office workers to spend lot of the company time surfing that site.

"The Urban Dictionary is one big time sink. I spent two hours on that site and didn't get any work done.

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buisness time

1.) A specific time for the act of mating.
(aka: sexual intercourse, doing the nasty, the horizontal tango, and/or generally having hot sex.)

"It's Wednesday, and do you know what that means?"
"Buisness time."

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sexy time

A funny way of saying sex this term was started by Borat

Girl: I have a physical attraction for that boy
friend of girl: you mean you want to have sexy time with him!!!
Girl: yeah preety much

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