Bro Code

BRO CODE:BROS BEFORE HOES

Bro code in a nutshell

Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE

Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH

Bro code

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him

Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code

Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

Code Green

a code green is when you are in a public setting and you find leftover kush from previous endeavors

Friend A: " There's a Code Green on my Jacket"

Friend B: " Fuck, abort mission"

a-coded

used to discreetly describe autism in a cool way

"I saw this TikTok that accurately described me and then I looked at the #autism tag. I guess I am kinda a-coded."

Puppy Coded

TRZAYNE's celebratory phrase when he wins a game online or achieves something god or of value. This is only for TRZAYNE, as it is a gatekept saying.

In Fortnite:
tomtanks1418: Oh no I'm downed and they're gonna touch me!
TRZAYNE: Not on my watch pal.
*TRZAYNE full boxes around tomtanks1418 and kills the enemy duo*
TRZAYNE: I'M SO PUPPY CODED AT THIS GAME!!