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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022


Irish Dancing

A SPORT

Irish Dancing is a sport

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022


Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 23, 2020

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Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022


irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021


Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024


Irish cherry bomb

You bang a chick on her period and finish in her throat.

Hey bro, I gave her the "Irish cherry bomb" last night. I didn't know she was bleeding until we started banging and she wanted to swallow it all.

by Jimbo slices July 4, 2023