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Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.
Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.
The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.
What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?
at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*
*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."
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A stupid fuck that hops around on one foot while playing the saxaphone and says he opes coner gets eaten by a ghetto bear.
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A sex game. great at parties.
Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.
Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.
Fucking Awesome. play it
Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)
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Eating out a man while he shits.
Yo dawg, I just gave Jon a hershey's chocolate bar!
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