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(noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
Raegan beast, also known as Justin bieber or lil xan became big on the app called Grindr and of course the most gay app ever, musical.ly.
A really fat person (typically a short and fat chick)
Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!
A boy named charlie Bondu that is a beast at-bball and is famous player in the golden state
Charlie is beast
Something that is hard or sucks.
Steve: (after getting toilet-dunked and realizing there are no paper towels left) Great. No paper towels. This day is a beast.
What dogs are call on the r/dogfree subreddit referring to how dogs may shit but they may not
“She then forced me to let that Shit Beast outside”
Often a term for all dogs. There's a growing number of people who are fed up with dog culture and how society pushed these dangerous shit beasts onto people as something adorable or in any way desirable. Shit beast could also refer to any animal, usually large, that one finds offensive because the bigger the animal, the bigger the crap. So a horse may be considered by many a shit beast.
I hate dogs and horses. Them shit beasts make me sick. Yet people keep putting dogs in our faces trying to convince us that they're cute and loyal when nothing about them is desirable. A horse is another shit beast. Equine therapy is so oxymoronic. How can a shit beast be therapeutic?