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The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources
I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner
An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.
"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
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A condom
James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.
When one lone piece of weave is erect
Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.
A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events
Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants
The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant
“ Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner
A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.