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when a guy cums into a girls ear
omg, i can barely hear out of my right ear, matt gave me a cream bowl last night.
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To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
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1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus
2. Food
"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"
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If you live in a rich neighbor hood or city and they provide everyhouse with those over sized garbage cans on wheels. Wait till like 4 AM and get a big car like a Suburban or Hummer and have the passenger grab the garbage can and floor it! Releaseing the garbage can into a group of mailboxes and see how many you can knock down.
This one time i went GarbageCan Bowling and i picked up the heaviest garbage can i could find, at least 200lbs and we got up to 70mph on the street and i knocked over three mailboxes it sounded like a car accident
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When two people are experiencing the same thing.
Michael :" hey whats up "
Ashley : " nothing whats with you "
Michael : "I'm pulling an all nighter writing an essay for my final .. you know the story "
Ashely :" I am too , i have to meet someone tomorrow for my rough draft"
Michael :" Wow were like peeing in the same bowl, im meeting someone tomorrow to. "
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An extremely sloppy, boring, badly played, overhyped game between the Indianapolis Colts and Chicago Bears. It was played on February 4th, 2007, in Miami, FL. The Colts won 29-17. Peyton Manning was the MVP of the game, even though he only threw for 276 yards and 1 touchdown with an interception.
"Did you see Super Bowl XLI last night?"
"I turned it off after there were about 6 turnovers in the first half."
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no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl
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