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Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!
Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other
an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner.
"Yo did you see that guy walk past?"
"Yeah that was Captain Guyliner."
mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"