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When your girl or a girl is on her period.
Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
Somebody that plans their death
Im going to 0 code cause I know i’m going to have to if I want to die
A piece of program code we are praying for to work properly.
- Hey, Jonny! How's that project?
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!
Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.
Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.
Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.
Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.
A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:
$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {
$id = rand(1, 10000000);
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}
Error Code 101 on Instagram is a protected user who is being hidden from the public for unknown reasons.
Error Code 101 could be a threat
Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.
Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.