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"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”
“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”
You know i had an uncle who died from pepper in his coffee?
Lets take some mushrooms an put some pepper in the coffee
Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.
Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”
Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.
Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “
When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.