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a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)
"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"
When you're told your Penis is to small
Girl "is it in yet"
Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*
When you have spend so much time with someone and developed strong physical
and emotional feelings for them.
You flirted and lead him to water, but he still doesn’t get the message.
I’ve got a wicked-crush on that guy.
An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich
You have a crush on your Best friend hopefully they say yes if you say you like them
Boy: uhm I wanted to say something
Boys BFF: what?
Boy:... you are my bestfriend crush.... I like you a lot......
boy's hug the girl they have a crush on
kevin hugged his crush because it was national boy hug their crush day