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When your friend sleeps with your girlfriend, or when your friend successfully pulls the girl you were trying to pick up.
I went away for the weekend, and when I came back, I found out the bastard had cut my grass.
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"Cut the camera's, deadass" means to pause, or stop what your doing.
Harry: Said something sus
Harry's Friend: Cut the camera's, deadass..
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a clean shaved cunt or pussy(virgin).
guy 1: the girl im dating is a virgin...
guy 2: hey! look at the bright side, thats fresh cut grass you got there!
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A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.
Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!
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The legendary German fighter pilot, the Red Baron, cut his teeth when accompanying his father in various hunting trips during his childhood
I cut my teeth on the leadership when I was elected as the president of the classes in middle school
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when its so cold, and your nipples are so hard, they can actually cut thru glass, much like a diamond...
Girl : Oh my god its cold out today
Guy : How cold is it?
Girl : Its nipples cutting glass cold
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"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.
"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."
I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.
I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!