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a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area
"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"
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A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
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In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
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A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"
Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."
*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told
Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
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a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title
Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche
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Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips
She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.
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A co-worker who is a douche and is also so completely useless that they are considered disposable.
That Brett guy is always so Jolly, but he's a Disposable Douche
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