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A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title
Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche
A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"
Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."
*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told
Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
1. A jerk
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
What the fuck that guy is a fucking Douche Bag
Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.
Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?