drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

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Susanna Drunk

When a ratchet chick has just 1 alcohol beverage and all of a sudden starts acting a fool and white girl wasted.

Wow, that chick only had one drink and she’s asking that dude to teabag her.
-yeah, she’s Susanna drunk

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Baby Drunk

To be so drunk, all one can do is stumble around babbling nonsense until one falls down crying and passes out.

Yo, that bitch is baby drunk. Lemme go hit that up.

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butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

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whiskey drunk

when some one is trippin

man my teacher was whiskey drunk today enit

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Water Drunk

Drinking gallon after gallon of water, then the body's blood starts to thin, giving your body and mind the sensation of being drunk, even though it only lasts for a few minutes before it all gets ejected from the body, in more ways than one.

Hey, I heard Tim went to Kingston and got drunk off of alcohol and water.
Nah, he only got water drunk, he went to a water kegger.

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Left Over Drunk

When your so drunk, you start drinking all the left over drinks around you.

Last Friday night I got Left over drunk and after that I don't even remember the rest of the night.

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