Cadburys Finger

The sexual act whereby the male inserts his finger into the females anus then places fecal encrusted finger down the same females throat

Hey Rhiannon, I'm gonna give you a Cadburys Finger whilst you're sleeping tonight

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Finger bang

To type with only two fingers in effect banging the keyboard with your fingers

It is so distracting to hear Matt finger bang in his office all day

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snickers fingers

1. referreing to a colored individual who steals or "snickers" peoples posessions.

2. used in reference when angry, a racial outburst

"That snickers fingers just jacked my shit."

"I just got so SNICKERED!"

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jobby fingers

When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.

Mate am no rollin the smoke that soapay, al get pure jobby fingers

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Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

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finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.

The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!

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Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.

I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.

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