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When two bros touch their dicks while hugging. Bro-fencing represents a new level of bro-hood, far more intimate than a brofist.
I saw them bro-fencing after the party last night, they might be better bros than we imagined.
The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.
Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
A groupchat of 3 beautiful women on twitter who all love one direction.
Wow I love the horan bro’s groupchat so much
the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
A man that paves his own trail for his bros to follow, regardless of how many speed bumps there are.
IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.
Bro Hero: *hits on girl in-front of all her chick friends* Hey what's up baby? *immediately strikes out*
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?
A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.
Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.
Having the qualities and mannerisms of a bro, while not reaching the social status needed for bro-dom.
See:
Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.
Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.