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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024


Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022


hammer-gleagand

the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.

"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."

by DzyzyzyD April 5, 2018


green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.

I pissed a green hammer!

by notjoe June 7, 2006


hammering tommy fury

Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering

I’m hammering tommy fury”

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023


Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021


Hammer down

When a guy jerks off.

Not getting any poon--guess I'll throw on some porn and hammer down tonight.

by Fstyle9 April 6, 2017