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a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
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The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.
THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.
Also known as: HTTC-19
The act of forcing a towel inside a man's ass while giving him a blowjob, then as he is about to cum ripping the towel out of his ass. Getting him to shit on the floor is the desired goal.
I met a girl last night, she pulled a Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion on me! I'm glad we were in the bathtub!
No one is The Most Beautiful Human Being but... I mean.. Ryan Ross is beautiful indeed so I guess. (We all have different opinions no hard feelings.)
Ryan Ross AKA Past backup vocals and guitar for Panic! At The Disco is Very Very Beautiful and talented
Person A: Oh yeah whose The Most Beautiful Human Being?
Person B: Brendon Urie
Person A: no you biccfa-cala-ca it's Ryan Ross indeed!
A person that is passionate about classic Jeeps. Mark can usually be recognized as the guy wearing two shirts. Mark also wears boots like he is working on a ranch. Mark is also passionate about his job and is sometimes in charge of other people. This usually is not a good fit for Mark because he is a bad human and doesn't know how to treat his senior coworkers fairly.
Mark aka "bad human", you are so unfair!
a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.
person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.
A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
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