come aboard of her

To give it all you got! BUB

My truck was stuck so I came aboard of her!

3👍 18👎

Slumber party in her basement

To eat a girl's ass

I would have a slumber party in her basement.

8👍 4👎

Dick Her Down

The Black guy, that every other White guy hates. He runs slower, jumps lower, and stops at The Gap to still the White mans girl, He Dicks Her Down!!

Friend 1: Man did y'all see that white girl in The Gap, she was fine!

Friend 2: Yeah she was alright, she had a Phat Ass tho, aye Tyrone what you think?

Tyrone: Man i can't resist, Ima have to Dick Her Down

18👍 184👎

Yodeling up her canyon

Giving oral sex to a woman

Ysterday, I gave afternoon delight to my lover by yodeling up her canyon

8👍 5👎

bash her back doors in

having incredibly rough porn-star like sex with a female because shes incredibly attractive. usually in the doggy-style position hence "back doors"

LAD number 1: oh my fucking god that girl is so hot my testicles are pulsating

LAD number 2:...... phhrrooaawwwwwrrr....i'd "bash her back doors in".

8👍 5👎

Take Her Deep

1. adieu: a farewell remark; particularly used at drive thru windows.
2. Circa 2006: a song by Doug.

Tim Hortons: "Here's your coffee".
Me: "You take her deep now".

2👍 10👎

takes care of her shit

Someone who arranges for their own sexual gratification in a subtle way.

She may be big, but she takes care of her shit.

She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.

9👍 6👎