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When you cream in your side hoes pussy while she screams to be filled with your semen
I just gave my girl a jelly donut
A Japanese Sushi called 'Onigiri'. The reason why onigiri is named Jelly Donut, is because of Brock from Pokemon, who originaly thought a onigiri was a Jelly Donut.
Yes. Yes. Just Yes.
Pokemon.
Brock: ITS A JELLY DONUT!
Ash: Brock, that's a onigiri.
When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
One who’s able to do whatever he wants whenever he wants. Also able to do little anything imaginable.
“Who do you think you are doing this” you then reply with “I’m jelly Nigga”
When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.
My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet
Noun - Informal / Slang
1. A euphemism for a solid poo
1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean