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Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.
"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"
That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
Fancy way of saying male masturbation
He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts