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When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.
Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.
Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.
OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?
A guy who you can trust (maybe) idk you are prob friends with him on discord and if so you are LUCKY BC THAT IS A GUY THAT WILL ACT CRAZY but in the end HE IS STILL CRAZY but nice and friendly :D so ya make sure to like a guy whos justin johnson (ON DISCORD) and if he likes gumball from tawog and make sure he likses to watch netflix..
Justin Johnson - do you not have your fan on?
The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST
"justin johnson is a great friend :D"
Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”
The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!