"Today is national eat ass day because it is July 8, you know what that means
send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis
Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*
You:" wtf are you doing?"
Me:" oh its july 8 so it's also kamii day, gotta praise my lord"
He is a playboy and a lying character, he doesn't know how to eat, sleep, he is the worst boy
He : How you correct all girls
He : because i born in july 8
(1) noun National "beat the shit out of your friend day" | (2) verb the act of beating the shit out of somebody.
Jacob: I can't wait for July 8!
Rusty: I am going to July 8 the hell out of Alex
International fuck your girl best friend day.
Boy: It's 15 July, wanna go watch a movie in my place?
Girl: of course, it's a internal holiday
15 July is the day that you ask your crush out.
Reu: Hey, it's 15 July and I really like you, do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Rea: Sure!