Brazilian Donkey Kick

When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.

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Love Kick To The Face

wen u hit someone in the face hard with ur lips, to show ur love

u make me want to love kick to the face!

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Being Kicked in the Balls

The pain of being kicked in the balls is like nothing else. it hurts way more that your average punch. it can even kill a man and make your voice sound like a 9 year old kid raging in fortnite and yet, those hoes are complaining that giving birth is the worst pain in the world.. they kn ow nothing

Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Yo Tyrone u gonna pay child sapport?!?
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*

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kick it up a notch

Something a chick says when you're not performing to her standards.

"come on dickhead! kick it up a notch!"

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Kick door

Pronounced kick dough
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.

aye Bro I just seen this fine female I need you to come kick door for me.

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Bulgarian war kick

A sexual act practiced by sadists and Bri when he's drunk; proceding copulation or filatio, the male of the species first squares himself in front of the kneeling female. Then, with a thunderous war cry, he swiftly delivers a fierce kick to said female's face and teeth.

A fan of the Bulgarian war kick, Nick's mom frequently lies in pools of blood and semen.

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joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

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