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CLOWN 🤡 she is so dumb and sucks at math 👹👹 (this is a joke if u found this you are special
Nevaeh Matthews is a CLOWN
Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.
Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.
A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.
Matthew Telfer your such a monkey
He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3
Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg
He is a great friend who values friends and family. He a funny and special person.