Fuck meat

Basically a whore or prostitute

You look like a good fuck meat tonight

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Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

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meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

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meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

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meat destroyer

Can be any human being, regardless of gender. Will take a penis by the hand, mouth, feet, or anywhere else, and destroy it. Can destroy it by any means imaginable.

"Man the meat destroyer ruined my genitalia again!"

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meat slab

A term used for a large piece of meat.

Over 9.5".

Tony has a huge meat slab.

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Spice meats

To have sex with someone

Veton we are going to spice meats!!!!

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