while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag
my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson
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It’s when you grab a 2L Fiji along with 4g of magic mushrooms.
Yo Tyler’s crazy, he said he was some wild things after doing the Mike Tyson Challenge.
Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.
Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.
when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
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When your girl is fully satisfied from ridin the stallion
The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.
Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!
Tall Handsome Gemini Male
Super Drug for Sapiosexual females
Heterosexual Spiritual Kemetic Warrior
Last descendant of the Solomon Christ mind
Deep thinker wises man in the land
Young charismatic type of guy who conquers
Mr make that shit happen by any means
Rapper from Michigan by ways of Los Angeles
The Greatest conquer mentally in the land after the greatest warriors name was King Mike Luster