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A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.
Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.
A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.
Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!
Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.
Spruce mountain is a school filled with lowlife soon to be dropouts, and petty pick me girls
“i hate spruce mountain high school you all are a bunch of cry baby ass eaters who can’t do simple math”
School filled with dropouts, round towns and stoners and teachers who care too much
“i fucking hate spruce mountain high school students , you’re all a bunch of lowlife losers<3”