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Ninja Drop

Making a delivery without alerting the homeowner to your presence.

I saw the FedEx truck leaving my driveway and realized he'd done a ninja drop. He almost got away with it.

by GreenEgg78 January 27, 2019


Ninja Bookie

the small time bookmaker that is impossible to find when you win and comes out of nowhere when you owe.

there's my bookie, he owes me for 3 weeks straight. oh shit, where'd he go? must be a ninja bookie!

by beeb173 September 19, 2012


ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.

Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.

by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013


Ninja Tarzan

Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.

Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!

by Jake S & Shaun C April 26, 2011


concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 February 9, 2012


Spirits Ninja

An educated spirits specialist with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

Peter knows so much about different types of spirits, it's like he's a superhero Spirits Ninja!

by Z Wine Ninja May 13, 2012


Ninja (Twitch)

The best fortnite youtuber and streamer. Almost as good as top5gaming and besttrends. He is so good at fortnite and i love him. Fortnite is the best game and he is the best at it. I love fortnite as much as him. Please play fortnite its the best game.

Wow Ninja (Twitch) is so good at fortnite.

by Animefan1999 December 11, 2018