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A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.
I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!
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1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.
2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*
Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*
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A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
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When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".
"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"
"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."
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A texas blow tourch is when a girl gives you a blow job after eating something spicy
yo i got a texas blow tourch after the wing bowl
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A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.
It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.
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The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.
Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.
(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)
Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.
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