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When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after
I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so
Where minority parents threaten to disown you and send you away forever.
Mom: "Did you talk back again?"
Dad: "Son, pack your things right now, we are sending you to THE HOME!"
Son: "Oh my god no please no please don't do this, PLEASE not THE HOME, why are you doing this?!"
Dad: "We're doing this because we love you."
The house that stands opposite to the home of sexual, they're in a big rivalry and homicides between them are common. People from the home of phobic use firearms as they don't want contact, which is why they are called the phobics, while residents of the home of sexual use gay bombs to try to lure their opponents inside their home and sex them, thus earning the nickname of sexuals.
A man from the home of phobics recently got murdered by a man from the home of sexuals. It's just another crime out of hundreds in this fierce rivalry.
1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.
2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.
Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.
NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.
The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
Home educated people are children who are educated otherwise than at school. This could be by their parents following/not following the curriculum or online schools (yes, they existed before Covid-19). However, some online schooled students don’t like being called home educated.
Some peoples’ reasons for being home educated are:
- Religious beliefs
- Mental/Physical health
- Pursuing other commitments such as acting or sports
- Other, such as a need for a decelerated/accelerated education due to a number of reasons.
The list goes on.
There are many other social opportunities for children that aren’t school. Please don’t assume we are social recluses.
I was home educated until I was 7, then returned to home education when I was 13.
A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.
Also know as a house pour
This margarita is really strong. Yeah I made it with a home pour of tequila.
Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night